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Are aliens real?
Theoretical odds would put it at "highly likely." With some credible soft disclosure in the past few years, I'd be inclined to think there's truth to this.
What I struggle with is that this would imply there's an intricate conspiracy - probably the only one of this scale - that requires entities and nations to cooperate with each other (despite many of them being at odds with each other on everything) without ANY big leaks.
Am I missing something here?